Narcissism and a Manky Kitchen (edited)

Hello! I do apologize for a late update but I have been swamped with work (oo big surprise there).

So let's get into it (aren't we all excited)! 

So I was looking through some of my pictures from the past (on the bus to London, because at other times I do not have time to do unproductive activities like that) and realized how self obsessed I WAS (I said WAS ar!)(Okay lah maybe I am a little vain sometimes but I was A LOT VAINER last time okay.)

side note:  I checked to see if 'vainer' was a word and this was what I found; "vainer: Excessively proud of one's appearance or accomplishments; conceited." WTF conceited. Yeah lah memang conceited.

Anyhoo, I was so narcissistic that I had a folder called...*wait for it*............. 'Juju syok sendiri'!

WTF right! Oh and if you do not know what 'syok sendiri' means, it literally means arousing oneself wtf. Not sexually lah.......(I hope).

Anyway, I am sure you want proof right (or not. But I am still going to show you because it is damn funny)

Here are just some of the photos from 'Juju syok sendiri' (I actually do not know why I am embarrassing myself for the whole world to see but I think it is actually VERY funny how CONCEITED and immature I was (I said WAS ar!))

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAAHA.. Actually not so funny anymore. It is getting embarrassing.

My Hair! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH funny again wtf

Eh I just realized I have got 'Juju Syok Sendiri 2' but I thought it was enough visual torture for one post.

So anyway, Yes I am at peace with how embarrassingly vain I was (now I am vain but not enough to be embarrassed).

Okay the other thing that got me startled ('startled'? How gay was that? Why not admit you like playing with dolls too -_-").(for those who don't get my sarcasm, NO I DO NOT PLAY WITH DOLLS). 

Anyway, what got me shocked(for the lack of better words) was how dirty my kitchen is. I swear the toilet is cleaner!

Nah look!

That is our sandwich maker which obviously has not been cleaned in a while.

We cook on that.

wow

Our rice cooker. Thankfully the white stuff is NOT mold. It's vapour (I think)

This is not our kitchen but our living room. I just uploaded it to show that it is probably the whole flat that is dirty and messy.lol

But then again, you really can't blame us Oxford students. We compromise hygiene for that extra hour to finish our work. (blame it on Oxford, Ju. That's the way forward)

And so it is obviously safest to eat processed foods like cup noodles (no, I'm kidding. But cup noodles mmmmm)

I am sorry if this post made you re-evaluate our friendship. And I am sorry for the cringing you had to undergo while reading this post. The truth is I am not like that and I hope you can understand that and accept my past.

P.S. : Don't say 'eyer see him put up so many pics of himself    =S' ar.      *cough*huisien*cough*

P.P.S. : Hope you are doing well (pretending to be nice so that you won't treat me harshly wtf(sl))

P.P.P.S.: WTF screw you lah if you judge me

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Oh and I went to London last weekend (again)....... and had.....

Roast pork!

WTF! Students are not suppose to eat like this! Barbara, made this AH-MAZE-ING slab of meat. ilovemeatwithapassion

This pales in comparison but was still very yummy. Homemade burgers!

I thought I would dispel any concerns you had about my eating habits.(any concerns at all I am sure you had concerns being good friends. No? no.     T_____T)