My South African tortoise is a sex maniac

Yes, you read right. My South African tortoise loves sex. 

Aloha by the way.

So I was casually minding my own business one fine morning when I decided to look outside my window to catch the lovely view of my garden when something unusual caught my eye. It was a gentle and yet forceful motion (HAHA. It is quite funny okay albeit a little gross! Okay A LOT gross) that diverted my attention to the right hand corner of my garden.

To my dismay, I saw my tortoise trying to have sex with my other terrapin! That is like a person trying to have sex with a monkey okay damn gross! So being the embarrassingly disgusting person that I am, I started laughing and called my brother to come see (because I didn't want to enjoy the hilarity of the moment all by myself!). 

And guess what my brother said.......

'Take a picture lah Ju!'

HAHA so I took out my mobile phone and snapped a picture (in 4 X zoom lol) to catch the pervert in action. (By the way, I am totally aware that you will have a changed perspective of me at the end of this blog post but it was truly one of the funniest things I have seen. As you can see I am very easily amused. But I am sure you would have found it funny too ok! Don't try to act 'holier than thou' teehee)

So you want to see or not? I am sure you want to but are too ashamed to admit it. Aiyah don't shy shy lah wtf. Nah I show you :)

This picture doesn't do any justice to the actually scene itself!

Imagine him(surely it is a him right) moving up and down wtf. 

Of course he didn't succeed lah (I saw his batang never went into the lubang. In fact I didn't even see a lubang lol). They weren't meant to have sex together what!

But there's more! I went outside to take a close up (I am not normally this shameless) and I guess animals also get embarrassed when caught having sex you know! He immediately blushed(I added that one in) and got off the terrapin.

Eiyer. Shame shame ar.

There was a very awkward tension between those reptiles and myself. They stared at me with anger and embarrassment in their eyes and I just stared at them cheekily and finally I left because I couldn't take the tension any longer. But catching the sex-crazed tortoise red handed didn't stop him from trying some more...........

.....on my other terrapin!(who is male!) 

Anyway I am actually a very sophisticated guy but this incident was a one-off incident and I promise not to behave like an immature boy who has never seen turtle sex before.

Anyway while uploading these pictures, I thought I would insert some really pretty (but really bad quality) photos of how Oxford looks like during the Christmas period.

It is actually a lot nicer than this but it's such a pity my camera phone is so lao pek.

They had those light projector thingies projecting snowflake patterns on one of the colleges in Oxford. 

This is Cornmarket Street. Again, it looks a lot better than this.

And of course, when one talks about Oxford, one thinks about.....

...work. This is Marco's work. I had to copy off him so I took a picture of his solutions. I'm dumb T___T