Clip-ons are the way forward. Well, not really.

Namasté! (I don't care if this thing I do is geeky)

I am sorry I have not updated for more than a week. To my hardcore readers/fans(wtf), I will make it up to you. (No, I do not actually think I have any die-hard readers...Or any readers for that matter)

Anyhoo(actually I realized how gay "anyhoo" is. haha I will not use it anymore. Same with "teehee". Like girl!lol), I have been very ill the past week. Had a throat infection (actually it is sorethroat only but saying throat infection makes it more dramatic wtf but actually was very bad lor). I coughed and sneezed out blood ok. 

And not being able to sleep because I kept coughing whenever I was about the fall asleep didn't really help matters! And this lasted for like 3 nights until I brought myself to buy cough suppressants and had an amazing 12 hour sleep last night. :')

See my throat wtf

yar so gross but in case you say 'what a wimp cannot take sorethroat also'.

I am feeling a little bit better today and because I have finished the work I planned to do today, I am updating my blog.

So anyway I did go see a doctor and was told to rest and drink lotsa fluids (Waa Captain Obvious lah my doctor). I was quite annoyed because I was hoping to hear something like....... Actually no, I am happy I only needed to drink water and rest. Apparently the blood in my phlegm was the blood from my blood vessels (Yes, it is Obvious Day today), that popped because of the pressure when I coughed.

AnyWAY, I am sure you are bored reading about my ailment. And you are probably also very intrigued by my blog title. right right?

Okay so I got to wear my £5 clip-on black satin bow tie (for a 'black tie' dinner). Yar I am a cheapo but it is satin okay.

I looked like James Bond lor (I seem to be having quite a confidence high today for some reason)

So naturally I took lots of pictures of me and my clip-on!

iz me (I iz copyz from huizienz)

OW YEAH

HAHAHA

Actually at this point, I am cringing slightly.

WTF WHY AM I SO WEIRD ONE

Okay lah. Enough of my Syok Sendiri pictures HAHAHAHAA

Actually that is not the reason why I brought up my bowtie (*cover* wtf)

I wanted to say that I wore my suit and bow tie for the Engineering Society Christmas Dinner because I was told it was a black tie event. But guess what happened........ I WAS THE ONLY ONE WEARING LIDDET!

Everyone else dressed so casual T____T

But then I felt nice wearing my clip-on bow tie and so I just left it on.

Okay end of story. So nice right my story :)

Here are some pictures from the night.

THE PLACE! Malmaison. So purrdy!

THE PEOPLE! (I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM USING CAPS)

just some of the food we had.

The boys and girls of the Engineering Society. Yar chinese people love engineering for some reason.

Anyway it is getting late. I better get some rest so that I can recover quicker.

P.S.: I miss London. I am hopping on the first bus to London after my last tutorial on Thursday!

P.P.S.: Oxford is a hell hole filled with work and evil things.

No, but seriously

I have always been one to take things for granted. And I only realise it when problems start to creep up and I regret not doing things differently.

Yesterday, while lying in bed, I had a long think to myself and realised that I have and had so much going for me but I never genuinely appreciated it. And when I woke up 2 hours later, at 3 a.m. sweating and shivering, I knew my health was one of those things. 

My family was another as I never seem to have time to talk to them.

Anyway, I generally feel quite crappy. Forgive me for such a depressing blog post....

Anyway, I have noticed that by feeding into my misery, it just becomes a downward spiral of shit.

So I will divert my attention to something else. But before that, 

laugh 

hue 

bar 

thigh 

thing 

nought 

est 

march 

ass 

beef 

oar.

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I just came home from the Asian Food Festival in the freezing cold. -1 degree Celcius  T_____T

I came off my bike and tried to take out my lights but my numb fingers couldn't even apply pressure on the notch thingy as my finger tips just sank in when I pressed the thingamajig. Gross I know. 

But the Asian Food Festival was really good fun(despite the fact that I was feeling quite ill). Imagine a hall filled with asians and asian food. Yo yo, that is where the party's at yo. 

 

But I seriously do not want to be an ang moh in that room lor. Damn intimidating. Asians with their math books, chopsticks and tak tau malu means of selling their food wtf. I LOVE BEING ASIAN. I will put up pictures if I get any. (Then again I didn't really take many pictures)

Also I always embarrass myself. I won't get into the details of the many events but it always goes along the lines of me telling myself NOT to do a certain thing but ALWAYS end up doing it T____T

But whatever lah

PS: Guess who came to visit the other day?

awwww my favourite cat. 

Speaking of cats, I am reminded of a funny discussion I had with my engineering mates. It went something like this.

Julian: Hey Marco, do cats chase all rodents?

Marco: Err yeah?

Julian: So do dogs chase all cats? Including tigers and lions?

Marco: -_-"

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA damn funny

Narcissism and a Manky Kitchen (edited)

Hello! I do apologize for a late update but I have been swamped with work (oo big surprise there).

So let's get into it (aren't we all excited)! 

So I was looking through some of my pictures from the past (on the bus to London, because at other times I do not have time to do unproductive activities like that) and realized how self obsessed I WAS (I said WAS ar!)(Okay lah maybe I am a little vain sometimes but I was A LOT VAINER last time okay.)

side note:  I checked to see if 'vainer' was a word and this was what I found; "vainer: Excessively proud of one's appearance or accomplishments; conceited." WTF conceited. Yeah lah memang conceited.

Anyhoo, I was so narcissistic that I had a folder called...*wait for it*............. 'Juju syok sendiri'!

WTF right! Oh and if you do not know what 'syok sendiri' means, it literally means arousing oneself wtf. Not sexually lah.......(I hope).

Anyway, I am sure you want proof right (or not. But I am still going to show you because it is damn funny)

Here are just some of the photos from 'Juju syok sendiri' (I actually do not know why I am embarrassing myself for the whole world to see but I think it is actually VERY funny how CONCEITED and immature I was (I said WAS ar!))

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAAHA.. Actually not so funny anymore. It is getting embarrassing.

My Hair! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH funny again wtf

Eh I just realized I have got 'Juju Syok Sendiri 2' but I thought it was enough visual torture for one post.

So anyway, Yes I am at peace with how embarrassingly vain I was (now I am vain but not enough to be embarrassed).

Okay the other thing that got me startled ('startled'? How gay was that? Why not admit you like playing with dolls too -_-").(for those who don't get my sarcasm, NO I DO NOT PLAY WITH DOLLS). 

Anyway, what got me shocked(for the lack of better words) was how dirty my kitchen is. I swear the toilet is cleaner!

Nah look!

That is our sandwich maker which obviously has not been cleaned in a while.

We cook on that.

wow

Our rice cooker. Thankfully the white stuff is NOT mold. It's vapour (I think)

This is not our kitchen but our living room. I just uploaded it to show that it is probably the whole flat that is dirty and messy.lol

But then again, you really can't blame us Oxford students. We compromise hygiene for that extra hour to finish our work. (blame it on Oxford, Ju. That's the way forward)

And so it is obviously safest to eat processed foods like cup noodles (no, I'm kidding. But cup noodles mmmmm)

I am sorry if this post made you re-evaluate our friendship. And I am sorry for the cringing you had to undergo while reading this post. The truth is I am not like that and I hope you can understand that and accept my past.

P.S. : Don't say 'eyer see him put up so many pics of himself    =S' ar.      *cough*huisien*cough*

P.P.S. : Hope you are doing well (pretending to be nice so that you won't treat me harshly wtf(sl))

P.P.P.S.: WTF screw you lah if you judge me

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Oh and I went to London last weekend (again)....... and had.....

Roast pork!

WTF! Students are not suppose to eat like this! Barbara, made this AH-MAZE-ING slab of meat. ilovemeatwithapassion

This pales in comparison but was still very yummy. Homemade burgers!

I thought I would dispel any concerns you had about my eating habits.(any concerns at all I am sure you had concerns being good friends. No? no.     T_____T)

The Most Boring Post Ever Written

Witaj means 'hello' in Polish. So Witaj YOU! -_-"

I initially thought it would be damn cool to start every blog post with greetings in different languages but I'm beginning to realise how stupid I sound! What have I been smoking to think that that is cool?

Anyhoo, I am here because I managed to finish ALL my work by 12 a.m. for the first time since term started! T___________T 

(Also a bit lost as to what to do till 1 a.m. when I plan to sleep)

Speaking of planning, I have serious OCD in case you do not already know. I need to plan out my day in advance and make sure that............... (you can tell that this blog post is going to be a very long and painful one already can't you?)

Okay, to further substantiate that this is THE most boring and to some, most painful blog post you will ever read, I am going to tell you a story about me and a breakfast cereal.wtf

I bought 5 boxes of Coco Pops because they were half priced. But found out that Edison (my flatmate) had already bought 2 extra large boxes of Coco Pops so now we have got a lot of Coco Pops.

I guess I have justified how cool I am.(ie not at all)

I think when you start talking about discounted breakfast cereal, you know you are dry on inspiration but whatever lah.

I went to Nottingham last weekend for the Nottingham Malaysian Games. It was quite fun and I wish I could blog about it but nothing really happened!(oo big surprise there. Interesting things do happen to boring people after all. *sarcastic in case you dunno* -_-")

I also don't have pictures so how to blog about an event without pictures? No one will believe you k! There are people who want to seem like they go to every event to be popular but actually didn't go wtf. 

I am not like that k. I am actually quite popular lah ok. I've got friends. Really one. Believe me lah. T____T

I feel bad writing anything more because I really am wasting your time reading this.(then again which blog post has been worth your while?) 

But still feel bad. Ok lah sorry

I swear I might just drop dead if I continue living like this

I.can't.survive.on.just.4.hours.of.sleep.every.day.

work.responsibilities.love?(wtf (sl) nah happy anot suet?)

Aiyoyo (for some reason I have been saying 'aiyoyo' a lot lately.. Wow why so intellectual Ju)...I honestly am finding it hard to breathe (No lah not exaggerating to get sympathy okay. Really one okay T_____T). I always have to take in deep breaths every two minutes. 

Every minute of every day I think about work and how I need to finish it. When I cook lunch, when I read stuff online, when I blog, when I shit. (that pretty much covers all my activities when I am not working... Don't you wish you were friends with me now) 

I have been sleeping at 4 a.m. or 5 a.m. the past few weeks just so I can get that little bit of work done. Sometimes I think of not sleeping at all. Such is the glamorous life of Julian Tan.

Besides work, I realized how painful unrequited love really is. How? Cannot tell ( neh neh ni bu bu...) but not like you're interested also..... (WTF I said neh neh ni bu bu.. What is happening to me?!).I think because of being sleep-deprived I am slowly losing my ability to think and speak.

OK lah I know what you all are thinking.. Go to sleep lah Julian!

SO I WILL.

T___T